Title: The Erumpent Horn
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters / Pairings: Crowley. Mentions of Aziraphale and A Certain wizard.
Rating: PG
Length:
+ 850 Summary: Where the horn meat from and why.
Spoilers: Deathly Hallows
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Crowley is angry. As simple as That. He's just found out on the streets That Some smarty pants has managed to star a war Between the "magically inclined" Humans of the islands. That smarty pants And is not him. That's why he's angry.
As simple as That.
Yes, maybe the "magically inclined" Exactly lot isn't in Crowley's jBelow ts.
And Then, Some stupid idiot eat forward Saying he's just started a war and Their side Indicates That Everything's going to win. Their
side, yeah. Crowley
Does not Know much about the "magically" "bloody wizards in the present, I have hasn't felt the Need to bother Himself with Them in the last three hundred years, But He Knows They Have Ways to make the Inquisition look like a box full of kittens. Kittens with vicious teeth and claws That Can draw blood, pero still fluffy and heart-warming to look at. Or so says the aforemention Aziraphale about fur balls. The point is
That Not Everything is lost for Crowley yet. I CAN still get a slice of the foot if I Metaphorical hurries up. And He Needs to hurry up to stop t
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