Turning A Regular Skirt Into A Bubble Skirt [Crossover: DW / FOP] Fairly Odd Who

s going to rant about the silliness of my crossover choice, at least provide a link so people can judge by themselves how bad it really is. :P Also, icon.
Wearing an annoyed expression upon his face through the whole operation, Timmy Turner closed his bedroom's door right before he jumped straight to his bed. He'd just stopped yet another not-quite-conscious attempt by Mark Chang, the Yugopotamian prince, to destroy the Earth, and he wasn't quite sure about what made him feel more upset: that he'd lost count of the times he'd saved the planet from Mark or that the alien had actually tried to commit suicide.
Early that day, Mark had finally realized he wasn't his beloved Vicky's type, that she liked her men more... well, men-like. \ke and, when it dissipated, Timmy saw a strange man standing in the middle of his room. A confused, big-eared, leather-wearing strange man. Timmy blinked. \
Timmy looked at Wanda. \Art is broken! No-one Had never Ignored her Like That Before! " " Mark's too upset, "Timmy said." He Wants to go in the MOST spectacular way possible. "
" Well, he's young. Youngsters Have an inclination for drama. "The Doctor Kept silent for a moment And Then added," I Think That We Could exploit if we want to get rid of him for good. "
" I-I do not want to get rid of Mark for good! "Timmy said. The Doctor fixed His eyes on Timmy's." Yugopotamians Are Good at Destroying Things and little else, "He Said, gently." Taking him away from this planet is the only Effective way to Prevent him from ever blowing it off. "Timmy
Wibble, Even If It Was A Little Complicated to live near the Mark-and Be aware of only oneice lamp out of Mark. That way you won't get rid of him for good and you'll be Able to read at night at the Same Time! "He Turned His eyebrows again and wiggle at the Doctor." Top That, leather-wearing alien! "
"I can take Mark home, leave him safe and sound There For His Parents That Way to keep him, make him promise he'll never, ever return historical standards descendants Until The End Of Time, and be back Before supper. Now you Top That, neuron-impaired fairy! " " You-you just think you're clever Because You Have A British Accent! "Wanda floater Towards her husband and Grabbed him by the ear." Cosmo, stop it ! "You're sticking with him Because You Like His accent, you traitor" Cosmo wailed. "You have a thing for exotic accents! Likand the Doctor's or Wandissimo's! For all I know, you've been fawning all over Jorgen behind my back! And you do not like me Because I'm not exotic! " " Of course I like you, Cosmo! "Wanda Said, letting go of Cosmo's ear." There's nothing wrong with Not Being exotic! "Cosmo's eyes Widener. "D'you mean it?"
"Absolutely. I married you, Did I? "

Cosmo's Face Brightener as I Hugged His Wife." I love you too, Wanda! "The Doctor scratched
His nose." To a point, There's a comfort in Knowing Some Things will never change. "
" Can you really do Everything you said? "Timmy Asked the Doctor.

The Doctor beamer." Cosmo Is an idiot? All I need is to know WHERE is Mark and to Have the TardisDoctor,\ss and you're too young, sorry, kid, "Jack Said as I tried to remove him from Vicky's claws.
Tried Being the operative word." Um, excuse me, Would you mind? " " Would I mind ... what? Showing you around Dimmsdale? Sure thing! "She Said, forcing him across the street. " Remember, it's all Natures's fault! "The Doctor Said Not bothering to hide the smugness in His voice as I saw Jack making a huge and failed effort" to pull away from Vicky's clutches. "Control Issues, you said?" Rose Whispered Towards the Doctor.
"Yeah, I did say That. Evident pretty ones too. It's for her ... That You Have Your fish, is not it, boy? "the Doctor said.

Timmy Nodder.

The Doctor sighed." Anyway, cWhen Appeared Another shadow over the concrete.

and Another cry, Though this WAS one more desperate. Far more desperate.

"Oh, no," Timmy moaned. Even the Doctor

inhale-through His teeth and wince.

"Green with tentacles," Rose Point out, eyes fixed on the newly arrive. "That's the Yugopotamian, right?" The Doctor

Nodder. "Yep. What a lousy timing." Lousy

Was a very mild word, Timmy Thought.

Meanwhile, Mark Looked like if he'd frozen in a screaming fit as I Look How Vicky Jack dragged around the corner.

"What do we do now?" Rose asked.

"Let me think," the Doctor said. Right

That moment, the street from Jack and VickSome Things I want you to talk about. I'm an alien too, I'm a Time Lord. "

Mark stared blankly as I Did not know what a Time Lord WAS And That upset the Doctor. Though, luckily, I Seem To get over it fast enough.

"You can not stay on Earth Any Longer," the Doctor continues. "You Need to go back home."

"Home?" Mark said. "I do not have any,"

"Mark, "the Doctor cut him," Pay attention to me. There Are Many non-blonde, fierce warrior maiden in the universe Out There Who Would be happy with a fine specimen Yugopotamian like yourself, You Do not Have to stay here pining for a Woman Who Does not Deserve You. "The

remark incensed the green alien. "What do you mean She Does not Deserve Me? It is me Who Does not Take